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PostSubject: JOKE joke joke 2   Fri Nov 18, 2011 12:09 am


lolo: ano kaya ibalik ntin ang nakaraan nung bgo plang tayo magsyota?
lola: o cge....
lolo: okay cge bukas dun tyo magkita sa dti nating tagpuan....
lola: oo hintayin mo nlang ako dun.

Naghintay si lolo sa may tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas w/ chocolate.
Maghapon c lolo naghintay ngunit walang dumating..kya umuwi nlng siya,
Pagdating sa bahay nadatnan c lola nakahiga at tumatawa....

lolo: bkit di mo ko cnipot?

lola: di ako pinayagan parents ko q eh? hehehe!





A man was smoking at the airport.

A gentleman came & asked him: How much does your smoking costs u a day?
smoker: why?
gentleman: if you had collected the money instead of smokin', the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours!

smoker: do you smoke?
gentleman: No!
smoker: Is that plane yours?
gentleman: No.
smoker: Thanks for ur advice, but that plane is mine...!

Lesson? Dont talk to strangers hehehe!




lolo: kunan mo nga ako ng ice cream sa ref
lola: ok
lolo: tandaan moha, wag kang ulyanin, ICE CREAM ha?
lola: oo, ice icream, gusto mo b ung favorite mong vanilla flavor?
lolo: of Course!

(pagbalik ni lola)

lola: heto na ang Hotdog...
lolo: sabi na nga ba, ulyanin ka na tlga eh!
lola: ayan na nga eh, dinala ko na syo, bakit ba?
lolo: Nakalimutan mo ung KETCHUP!
WAHAHAHA!
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